Blogger’s Press Conference, Round 2

Thank you everyone for gathering today.  Before I take any questions I just wanted to read from a prepared statement.

For the month of March, the blog here is going to take on the topic of belief.

Ok, that’s the statement.  I’ll now take some questions.  Yes, you?

Hi, Andy Franklin from News and World Report.  Are you saying that you are dealing with belief in the sense of religious belief?

Well, not exactly Andy.  I mean of course there will be some discussion about that for sure, but I also mean to include belief in a more general sense, including just things that I believe about life, work, etc.  Yes, go ahead.  You in the front row.

Francis Teriwe from Atlantis Monthly.  Are we to assume this will continue in an extremely humorous kind of vein?

Francis, have you read the blog?

Yes.

Then you know the answer.  Next question.  Yes the 85 year old gentlemen in the back there?  Yes, the guy in the back.  THE BACK.  YOU!  YEAH, YOU!

HELLO MIKE GIRT FROM OLD YELLER WEEKLY.  I DIDN’T HERE A THING YOU SAID BEFORE CAN YOU REPEAT EVERYTHING FROM THE BEGINNING?

Hearing aids Mike.  It’s called hearing aids.  Next question.

Susan Dilopte, Tucson Sun.  How often do you plan on doing these posts, same as before?

At least two a week Susan.  Probably only two a week but still.  Ok, I’ll take a couple more here.  Go ahead, in the third row?  With the hat.

Tony Harris for Powerglider.  For only three easy payments of 45.99, you too can have a sculpted upper body!

Is…is this an infomercial in the middle of my press conference?

……yes.

Last question.  Yep, you have it.

Tori Blanton Reader’s  Weekly.  Aren’t you just using this post as an excuse to bring back the artifice you used last time when you hadn’t updated for a bit?  The whole press conference thing you just repeated from a year ago.  Matter of fact, I can clearly see the title of this blog is going to include the phrase round 2, clearly implying this is a sequel.  What do you have to say for yourself that you are bringing back this joke so quickly and are clearly running out of funny ideas?

…………Tori you can play a game of hide and go fubeepbeepbeepbeep.  Oh, you gotta be kidding me!  Who has an alarm set at a press conference?!

It’s a news alert!  Justin Bieber just did something stupid!  We have to run three hours of coverage on it now!

….I weep for humanity.

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