Life On Tape

     I know we only have one life on this earth, unless you are a proponent of reincarnation and believe you will simply inherit a new body once you pass on. Knowing my luck I would have the distinction of turning into a pet rock or a new athlete’s foot bacteria.

          Howeversomepeopleapparentlythinktheyaregoingtodienthenexttensecondsiftheydontgo150milesanhourwalkingrunninganddrivingbecausetheyblowpastmeorattempttosideswipemeintoaprematurereincarnation(hehehe)becausetheymustgettothestoplight.245secondsbeforemebecausegodforbidthosedollartacosbeingservedatthatmexicanplaceacrossthestreetffomtheothermexicanplacethathasthefarbettermargaritasarenotgoingtodevourthemselveswhichwouldbekindofweirdforfoodtostartdevouringitselfbecausethatwouldkindabeareallystrangeformofcannibalismifyouthinkaboutit.

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     Iunderstandyoufeeltheneedtomakesureyouexperienceeverythinginlifethatyoucanwiththetimeyouhavebutyoublowingpastmeatspeedsthatevensuperheroswouldfindimpressiveisnotthewaytoliveandthosetacoswillstillbethereforyounottomentioniamsureyouwillhaveplentyoftimetoalsoworkonthatcrosswordpuzzlethatyouhavebeenworkingonfortenweeksbecauseyousimplyhavenoideawhatisafiveletterwordforhairythatisnotjustthewordhairyandthereisstillthatonepartonthatvideogamewherethealienalwaysmanagestokillyouwiththatstunrayafterpoppingoutbehindacornerandyouareconvincedthepeoplewhomadethegamecreatedthatsituationpreciselytoscrewyouoverandyouarereallytiredofthevastconspiracythatisagainstyouandthetinfoilhatjustdoesnotseemtokeeppeoplefromreadingyourthoughtsanymoresothatremindsyoutoaddadifferentbrandoftinfoiltoyourshoppinglistthisweekwhichyouwilldoassoonasyoufigureoutwhatyoudidwiththelistagainmusthavebeenthosedarnaliensagainormaybethatneighbordownthestreetyouareconvincedissecretlyamemberofsomespygroup.

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     If people would simply take the time to stop                                                           then start back up again after a few moments, they might actually learn to enjoy life more than simply endure it.  It’s a fairly simple idea. Weq dontwty sneedkx aslptoqpv kjhtmakeqzvn jjjitpau zxyvmorexxlgds pygfdwcomplicatedfqsytvbz.

     Actually live a little. Give yourself time to ponder some mysteries for awhile like whether or not the Rambler here is actually sane.  Which obviously I am boogity boogity yippee yippie flagggisbado.

     Duh.

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